Welcome to the shit show. Like everyone else I post crap I like, or find funny. Sometimes when I am stressed or something I will vent. If you dont agree you can unfollow me, I get it. This is the only place I can really vent. Thanks for the follows <3 N
I Love You! <3
(773): Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I’ve done this…to my sister! Hahahaha! :)
-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything
productive for the rest of the day.
-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you’re wrong.
-I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
- I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.
- LOL has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.
- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’
examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete
idiot. Today I had to spell my boss’s last name to an attorney and
said “Yes that’s G as in…(10 second lapse)..ummm…Goonies”
-I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.
-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would
happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?
-It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and
the link takes me to a video instead of text.
-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
-I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
I’m thinking of just hooking up with my stalker. Because people are shady, or they’re too far. Seems like everyones either got an agenda or loves to be a bitch. I think my stalker pays more attention to me, is close to me, and seems like the only one who hasn’t given up on me. Distance sucks, its not the same.
Bad idea! Just go find someone new.
And…I haven’t given up on you! :)