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sketchymotels:

A 28-year-old woman is accused of sexually mutilating a man during a fatal stabbing in a Dallas motel room Saturday, according to police documents.

A field agent with the Dallas County medical examiner’s office found that Owens suffered “multiple stab wounds to his upper body, his throat was cut, and there was traumatic amputation of the penis and scrotum,” the documents said.

Yeah, what’s always been missing from my family buffet dining experience is a traumatic penis amputation.  It’s like banana pudding, but with no banana and more pudding. Blood pudding.

It’s shocking how many Dallas crimes happen in the sketchiest of sketchy motels here.

Stay klassy Dallas!